January 2012
me: hmm i wonder what's going on at facebook
everyone: new year new me
me: nevermind
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I remember 2011 like it was yesterday
December 2011
radiobread2:
im the worst texter in the world why do i even have a phone
so glad i followed him early on when i made my account.
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gay male: i'm gay
straight female: OMG UR GAY LET'S BE BFFS CAN WE GO SHOPPING TOGETHER OMG
gay female: i'm gay
straight female: EW GET AWAY FROM ME U DYKE DONT TOUCH ME GROSS LESBIAN GERMS
And let's not forget -
Gay female: I'm gay
Straight male: OMG SO HOT. DAMN. CAN I FUCK YOU AND YOUR GIRLFRIEND WHILE SOMEONE FILMS IT. TOUCH HER BOOOBS. BOOOOOOOOBS.
Gay male: I'm gay
Straight male: HOLY SHIT IT'S A HOMO GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME FUCKIN HOMO. BACKS AGAINST THE WALL GUYS.
i try not to say omg after everything but omg
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mom: what time did you go to bed last night?
me: i'm sorry that information is confidential
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i got skyward sword today. i am beyond happy fgkjhlk. excuse me while i play this for the rest of the day. aw yeah. :>
jimsturgess:
“baby” i whisper as i reblog a picture of a grown man that is 10 years older than me
mom: why are you smiling at the computer